And so there I'll begin. I had intended reminiscing over old times; summarising our experiences and looking forward to a new start here at the Five Lamps. Ten minutes ago all that changed. All Summer Long came on the tv.
Let's make no mistake here - Kid Rock is an utter, utter cunt. I really fucking hate him. He's a redneck, trailer trash, good ole boy, hillbilly, fuckcheese fool!
Spot the difference.
Let's have a look at some of the lyrics....
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no Internet
But Man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair.
What the fuck has the Internet and not having it got to do with moonlight shining on someone's fucking hair? I bet Kid Cletus Rock can't even read so what does he want the Internet for anyway? Well, maybe porn but you get the point.
Then we move onto
"Now nothing seems as strange as
When the leaves begin to change"
What? The arrival of autumn is somehow strange to this cunt? I could understand it if he was to say "now nothing seems as strange as finding a possum with two tails or me quoting Shaw".
The bit I hate the most though is, "sipping whiskey out the bottle". We all take occasional liberties with language but leaving words out to make your fucking stupid, plagiarised, rubbish, shit song more 'catchy' is just plain wrong.
I could go on but I won't labour the point. I posted briefly before about this on Colum's blog and I think I mentioned that I had read a comment that described the song as 'a new musical form of cancer'. How I laughed and oh, how fucking true.
Kid Rock - you sir, are a cunt.
I feel so much better now. Reminiscing can wait - this is what a blog is for.
3 comments:
For whatever sins one can be held accountable for as an atheist, I watched that Tubridy fucker last week. He had the actor Aiden Gillen on. Now this lad has been in some good movies (Some Mother's Son among them) as well as playing a massive part in palter series of "The Wire". All the skinny, cocaine addled (allegedly), fucker wanted to talk about was the series "Queer as Folk" and he just kept asking inane question after inane question. Yer man Gillen was looking at him half the time as if to say, who the fuck are you and what kind of question was that? Prick
Ahh so thats where I seen yer man from the wire from. Thanks Marc.
2 weeks in a row now I watched the opening sequence of tubridy tonight and both fucking times, as that lounge band play the last note, tubridy "mimes" throwing up a ball and swatting it away. What the FUCK! Isn't that the most annoying thing ever?
Pat Kenny gets a lot of slagging but he is way better than tubridy. I need to inform Chuck Norris.
I am no fan of Pat the plank, but jesus, I saw some of the show where that fat unctious prick Gerry Ryan stood in for him, and Ryan made Kenny look like Jeremy Paxman.
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