The kids had their school play today and Jacob played the part of Pinocchio. This was his mask....
This is wrong on so many levels. It combines many of my fears - clowns, precocious children, toys of many types (but especially puppets) and bizarrely, Betty Boop.
Luckily, the teacher decided that he wouldn't be heard properly if he wore it so he was spared. Just as well - I'd probably have had to fuck him out.....
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That is messed up man.
The mask reminds me of "the carver" from a few episodes of "nip and tuck". He stuck people in the neck with some sort of paralysing liquid, then raped them and then cut up their faces. A lovely chap. Its a bit like the clown mask from Saw too. If your son asks for a voice changer too I'd get worried.
How do you embed pictures in posts by the way? I'm proud to say I dont know any HTML.
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