Gentlemen. I got one of those new fangled iphones today. So far I am unable to use internet on it, all of my previous text messages have dissapeared and typing in text requires the delicate hand of louis XIV. There is a compass on it however.
The iPhone is the greatest thing ever mate . You just have to give it a chance. You can even post directly to the blog on it. And fuck compasses - you can get a Zippo. And a fart simulator.
Marc - I may not use the compass but I do use Google Maps a lot and - if you can believe this - I rarely get lost anymore (well, maybe not quite as often).
I think I can comfortably say that I will never buy an iPhone. NOt because I am a Luddite but because I don't see the point. My phone is for ringing folk and texting and nothing else. Why do you need a zippo on your phone? How the fuck does that even work?
I was being facetious about the Zippo. While I think the iPhone is great, there are loads of these fucking stupid, irritating applications which do nowt of any import or use. The Zippo thang simulates a lighter (with sound effects, I believe) and the flame moves as you move the phone, as would a real Zippo. It doesn't however, light your tabs thus making it utterly fucking useless.
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Why do you need a compass on a phone. Surely if you are lost you just ring someone. iPhoneschmiphone
The iPhone is the greatest thing ever mate . You just have to give it a chance. You can even post directly to the blog on it. And fuck compasses - you can get a Zippo. And a fart simulator.
Marc - I may not use the compass but I do use Google Maps a lot and - if you can believe this - I rarely get lost anymore (well, maybe not quite as often).
The iPhone rocks you Luddite you!
I think I can comfortably say that I will never buy an iPhone. NOt because I am a Luddite but because I don't see the point. My phone is for ringing folk and texting and nothing else. Why do you need a zippo on your phone? How the fuck does that even work?
I was being facetious about the Zippo. While I think the iPhone is great, there are loads of these fucking stupid, irritating applications which do nowt of any import or use. The Zippo thang simulates a lighter (with sound effects, I believe) and the flame moves as you move the phone, as would a real Zippo. It doesn't however, light your tabs thus making it utterly fucking useless.
I am Reading these comments on my phone. I am in the green isle hotel. Lots of chavs
I am Reading these comments on my phone. I am in the green isle hotel. Lots of chavs
Marc, you get more like a character from a Beckett play as you advance in years
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